who; Eddie, Susannah, HEY JAKE AND OY IF YOU'RE THERE
where; idk wherever Suze is
what; someone app Roland now so the ka-tet is complete ( Read more... )

What the fuck is this?


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who; Eddie Dean [open]
what; oh nooooes are they todash monsters?! D:
where; random corridor between Eddie's room and the cafeteria ( Read more... )

I guess I wasn't miserable enough before I got here and found out that I'm a character in a book.

If there is one plus to being stuck here it's that Bella and her bloodsucking-boy-toy aren't here.  Because I really don't think I could be bothered to try and play nice with him anymore, after what he's done.

You'd think after everything, nothing would surprise me. Of course, this happens--and there goes that resolve.

So. Is it true, then? Are we really all...fictional?

I think I need a drink.

Where I'm from we try to make sure people get to choose their paths when able ( Read more... )

What is with this place? They took away my chicken store and the little blond dude on this corridor called me sir. The fuck?

Jake, you still out there?

I see we've got Darth Vader full-time now, and Shego ain't exactly a school teacher anymore. This can only end well.

Some guy wrote a story -- made entertainment -- out of us ( Read more... )

... man, dying does not get any easier the second time around.

I missed a hell of a lot of shit, didn't I?

[private to Jake]

You manage to get a gun yet?